No Raping on Amazon. At least not anymore.

So Amazon.com seems to have a bit of sexual prejudice these days. I mean if you can’t buy a good rape game on Amazon now, well, what is the world coming to! Just because some freaks want to jizz jam their dual shock 3 playing some surprise sex game is no reason to hate on them! Amazon recently started promoting their New beta Amazon Game Downloads where you can download and play video games.... [Read more]

Gabe Newell is a pussy. Ok, well, he USED to be.

Gabe Newell isn’t a pussy anymore. He’s been quoted many times talking down the Playstation 3 and that he had no interest in developing games to work on the system. But we all know he just couldn’t handle the Cell and was affraid to fail miserably. PS3 owners who were fans of Valve games were either out of luck or kicked in the nads when Gabe gives EA control over PS3 ports. Unfortunately,... [Read more]

Killzone 2 – Review of the demo

Oh yeah. She would get it. So for those of you who haven’t heard, Killzone 2 demo is available up on the PS3 network. I decided to do a review of the demo for you. Unfortunately for you, it took forever to download. Fortunately for me, I got a righteous handy from my woman while waiting. One of the best gaming experiences I’ve had in a long time. But here is a video review by PRESADOR... [Read more]

How To Prevent RRoD – Easy Solution!

I feel bad for all those silly gamers that get caught up in the whole RRoD issue for the xbox 360. Yeah, it’s usually the Sony Playstation fanboys rubbing it in, trying to make themselves feel better about themselves and their free multiplayer (sad) and such. Anyway, I’ve discovered a completely free, absolutely simple process to make sure I never have any RRoD problems with my xbox 360.... [Read more]

Game CriDick is born. Better Respect Foo

So you like video games? And you are looking for good honest reviews of those games right? Well there are other sites for that bullshite. Here you get OUR opinion on the games that you want to play. Of course if you are a crappy gamer who doesn’t know what games you should be playing we may be able to help mend you. We realize not everyone can be born with golden thumbs and we realize that we... [Read more]